"Nibby" (nibby68)
04/08/2016 at 22:22 • Filed to: None | 7 | 7 |
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Nibby
04/08/2016 at 22:39 | 2 |
More accurate if it were FedEx. Those fuckers knock once then fucking book it back to their truck. “Oh sorry we missed you”, yeah fuck you asshole I chased you all the way back to the truck...
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Nibby
04/08/2016 at 22:40 | 1 |
This hits too close to home. A UPS driver tossed one of our packages that we thought HAD to be signed for on some porch and the package was of course stolen. We called in and they said someone had signed. We pressed and called bullshit, and they said, well the driver has a right to “release interest” without a signature or some shit if they believe the package has arrived at the correct location.
The contents of that package were very very important and monetarily worthless to whomever stole it.
Nibby
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/08/2016 at 22:59 | 1 |
wow fuck that guy
Anima
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/09/2016 at 01:44 | 0 |
Really, your country weirds me out sometimes.
His Stigness
> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
04/09/2016 at 02:24 | 0 |
Holy shit you're not kidding! I had to start having Chemical Guys stuff delivered to work because otherwise it would take three days to get my shit, after it got to my house. God I hate FedEx!!!
Scimitar7
> Nibby
04/09/2016 at 07:28 | 0 |
I think in Virginia they’ll fire you if you even knock.
A few years ago my girlfriend (now wife) and her parents were at their house watching a movie that had just been home released (don’t remember which one, but it’s not important here). Where I’m sitting on the couch, I can just see the edge of the front door’s window. About halfway through the movie, I see this hand placing a “sorry we missed you” notice on the glass. I turn to everyone and ask if they were expecting a package, to which my MIL goes “YES!! It’s very important!” I jump off the couch and run to the door JUST in time to watch the brown truck speed off (just a touch more throttle and he’d have been spinning tires - which I’ll admit would’ve been cool to see). Tried getting their attention, but there was a wasted effort.
Turns out, the package was some kind of medication for their dog - which was shipped in one of those styrofoam coolers because it had to be kept cool. This happened on a Saturday evening (still daylight too), and of course the shipping office is closed on Sundays. Was the medication still cold when my MIL picked it up on Monday? Not a chance. Needless to say, she was pissed.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Anima
04/09/2016 at 07:52 | 0 |
Us, too.